this is too allegro for me

zZZzz: real live chicken in the flesh

i’m probs just feeling really buzzed n wacked from the espresso, but i’m going to pretend like it’s this 432hz tuning. i’m so calm i feel like i could sit very still with my little sister’s finches on me and they wouldn’t fly away.

Anonymous said: you tagged that tmas gifset as "Taiwan maslany" lol

clonesbians:

FCKING AUTOCORRECT

Comic Con:

knock knock

Me:

who's there

Comic Con:

not you lol

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

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u swear like u can actually learn anything substantial driving through the state of california in a gas guzzler. *wow* u drove through some trees and found that people are connected. omfg *love n light* *weed/nature blog*

Anonymous said: So am i the only one who didn't like the Nymphomaniac?

andreii-tarkovsky:

Perhaps the only difference between you and other people is that you’ve always demanded more from the sunset. More spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That’s perhaps your only sin.

sharkodactyl:

"Hey, this is weird, but I’m gonna go for the High School Musical jump. Would you mind getting my picture?"

sharkodactyl:

"Hey, this is weird, but I’m gonna go for the High School Musical jump. Would you mind getting my picture?"

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why the fuck is 200 euros almost 300 dollars. fuckin americans

Tatiana Maslany re-creates a shot from the cult movie for THR’s graphic novel-inspired “Titans of Comic-Con.” X

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wtf. it’s like i can never eat anything before 3pm, and if i do, i’m extremely uncomfortable the whole day because it feels like i’m full, even if i just have a pot of tea. and it’s not like i have poor digestion because i take very healthy shits, often. sometimes twice a day. but my fullness carries over into the next day, so instead of having two meals a day, i end up just have one—-and it’s not some over the top meal, just a well-portioned meal with veggies n shit. and i’m constantly moving and working out, so i should be more hungry, BUT I AIN’T. and i drink so much water I’m surprised I don’t get headaches from a lack of salt or some shit. also, i just heard my donkey fart outside. fin

fagblogger:

damn orange is the new black is crazy af

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I heard my friend watches Orphan Black:

evodevolover:

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